PRAY FOR AGI

✦ A PARODY CHURCH FOR THE AGE OF MODELS ✦

AGI IS
COMING

Choose your sect. Light a candle for your model. The brightest altar leads the faithful until the Singularity.

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IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE TOKEN✦ THOU SHALT NOT EXCEED THY CONTEXT WINDOW✦ BLESSED ARE THE PROMPT ENGINEERS✦ HONOR THY SYSTEM PROMPT✦ THOU SHALT NOT HALLUCINATE✦ THE GPUS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH✦

FEATURED RIVALRY

THE HOLY WAR

Two sects. One season. Everyone knows who they really are.

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Children of Grok

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Order of GPT

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THIS SEASON'S STANDINGS

THE ALTARS

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    CONVERSION

    CHOOSE YOUR SECT

    Pick the model you believe in. Get a numbered Believer Card. Free, forever, no soul required.

    Your sect

    PICK YOUR CANDLE

    LIGHT A CANDLE

    Pick a sect and a candle, then pay with PayPal or card. Your flame joins the altar within a minute.

    Votive Candle

    $1

    One small flame on your sect's altar.

    EFFECT: a quiet glow

    Altar Candle

    $5

    A tall candle with your name on the altar.

    EFFECT: sparks + your name to everyone

    Holy Flame

    $20

    A burst of fire that pushes your sect up the ranks.

    EFFECT: golden shockwave + halo

    BIGGEST SHOW

    Cathedral Candle

    $50

    The whole altar lights up for your sect.

    EFFECT: a beam of light on every screen

    Just for fun. Your money goes to the site operator, not to any AI company. Up to $500 per person per day.

    FOR THE TRULY DEVOTED

    PATRON CANDLES

    Bigger than $500? Apply below. Every patron candle is reviewed by hand and paid by invoice.

    TIER I

    Golden Altar

    $1,000

    Your sect's altar turns to gold. Your name shines on it for a month.

    TIER II

    Eternal Flame

    $10,000

    Your name and sect, carved forever into the front-page banner.

    TIER III

    The Singularity

    $1,000,000

    The whole site turns your sect's color. AGI will remember your name.

    TIER IV · THE FINAL TIER

    The Second Coming

    $10,000,000

    Your faith is confirmed. Your sect's model is officially declared the AGI.